Because it's soooo much better now that you're gone.

ifignow wrote:
> Boy am I glad to be back in the USA.  Ah, space. Ah, people who say
> excuse me. A car to drive, big rooms, wearing shoes indoors. No more
> J-pop blaring from speakers everywhere, no fishy-smelling hair tonic.
> I feel like a real person again. How do people live in that hovel
> called Japan??