In fj.life.in-japan Michael Cash <buggeroff@fake.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 4 Jan 2004 15:40:33 +0000 (UTC), mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net
> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>>In fj.life.in-japan Michael Cash <buggeroff@fake.com> wrote:
>>> On Sun, 4 Jan 2004 00:08:07 +0000 (UTC), mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net
>>> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>
>>>>In fj.life.in-japan Michael Cash <buggeroff@fake.com> wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 3 Jan 2004 15:30:52 +0000 (UTC), mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net
>>>>> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>>>
>>>>>>> Aren't you Whyte-Settlars the ones who killed all the Indians?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>They killed all of us???
>>>>
>>>>> Sure. Think back to the Indians who were around in the bad ole
>>>>> Whyte-Settlar days. How many of them are alive?
>>>>
>>>>Well, there's me, my mom, kids, sisters (and their kids)...
>>
>>> Nope. Not a one of you was at Plymouth Rock to meet the boat. Those
>>> Indians are dead. The Whyte-Settlars came, and none of those Indians
>>> are here. Therefore the Whyte-Settlars killed them all. E pluribus
>>
>>OOOOOOOOOH, you wanna talk to great-great-great-(x6)-grandpa! No
>>problem. Coupla bottles of fire-water, and he'll be dancing around your
>>campfire.

> Hell, I'll drink with anybody. Especially if they supply the
> firewater.

You have the cause and effect reversed.

>I've always thought when it was necessary to use scientific
> notation to write up the degree of relation that it is safe to no
> longer consider folks relatives, though.

Nobody else is claiming me...

Mike




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