Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!news.jstar.ne.jp!nd-tk001.ocn.ad.jp!cobalt01.janis.or.jp!not-for-mail From: "Ed" Newsgroups: fj.life.in-japan Subject: Re: Just a goddamned minute! Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 22:49:25 +0900 Organization: JANIS Net Lines: 51 Message-ID: References: <6tbnrv41hr1ckt6bll2mu1a5egg9241sk2@4ax.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 172.21.26.81 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Trace: cobalt01.janis.or.jp 1069336227 12237 172.21.26.81 (20 Nov 2003 13:50:27 GMT) X-Complaints-To: usenet@cobalt01.janis.or.jp NNTP-Posting-Date: 20 Nov 2003 13:50:27 GMT X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4522.1200 X-Forwarded: by - (DeleGate/5.9.3) Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.life.in-japan:7947 "Michael Cash" wrote in message news:t96prvo53jjf7oi460v9tces67no6ppauh@4ax.com... > On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 17:01:08 +0900, "Ed" > belched the alphabet and kept on going with: > > > > >"Michael Cash" wrote in message > >news:6tbnrv41hr1ckt6bll2mu1a5egg9241sk2@4ax.com... > > > >> This ain't too hard to figure out, Dr. Watson: > >> > >> 1. Ed is married > >> 2. Ed works around beautiful, nubile young women > >> 3. Ed plays around on the computer a lot > >> 4. The computer greatly facilitates private communication > >> 5. Some of which came to Mrs. Ed's attention > >> 6. Upon which reality started to bloody suck > >> > >> How'm I doin', Ed? > > > >There's still my hand at least. > > > >Actually, I've been spending most of my free time playing a PS2 game called > >grand theft auto 3. I don't know how the Japanese authorities let this game > >into the country, but I've been having a blast macking hos, busting caps, > >doing drive bys and just plain killing anybody that gets in my way. When the > >health meter gets too far down, I pick up a whore and take her to the park > >to get the wagon bouncing . Once you're finished, you can always get your > >money back by splattering her brains all over the grass. > > > >Bryan would love this game. > > Bryan has the PC version. Thanks to Bryan, I have the PC version. > > I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat > and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot > on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies. The austrian version doesn't have any whores. Does this mean that austrians are much more politically correct than sepponians? btw: There are a bunch of cheats for the game. One of them increases the overall blood content so that you can shoot off arms and legs.