On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 21:16:09 +0900, Michael Cash  ...
>
>On Tue, 11 Nov 2003 21:07:47 GMT, "Darrien"
><Darrien_Lambert@NA.COM@hotmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on
>going with:
>
>>If you have any tips on how to do it without rolling your truck,
>>I'm sure this guy would like to know.
>>
>>http://www.heraldargus.com/content/story.php?storyid=3717
>
>I bet his next job will be with Darwin Transport, Inc.
>
>I've never been in such a hurry that I couldn't STOP the truck long
>enough to change clothes.
>
>Speaking of being in a hurry, I recall being in the office of a
>company I drove for in the US when the boss was blasting a driver for
>being late on a run from Nashville to New Jersey. Or maybe it was
>Connecticut. One of those God-forsaken Yankee states, anyway. The boss
>was ripping him pretty good, asking him what time he left, how he ran,
>and inquiring as to whether he dilly-dallied along the way. The
>ass-chewing came to an abrupt halt and the boss just sat there with
>nary a word to say when the driver indignantly blurted out in his
>defense, "Doug, I ain't stopped but twice all the way up there. Once
>to get fuel and once to jack off!"
>
>What the hell could he possibly say to that?
>

Surely, he could have combined the two stops?






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