whether you are a true Japanese national or not, by using babble fish to
translate your sentences to and from English and Japanese a few times, I was
able to produce an accurate and more compelling statement. I think you
should look into this method of writing. Not only does it make you sound
more like the retard you most likely are, it actually comes out making more
sense.

"Yes, I'm real Japanese. Don't get fooled by the wanker Vernon, he is
just a silly racist called Canadian that hate and despise the Japanese
by such a stupid fabrication as the Japanese eat dolphins. He is
worthless to deal seriously."

can become..........

"As for that, there is a Japanese of the substance which is I. You with the
wanker which does not have the necessity the Vernon which is deceived to
make his canned goods the method where production and the dolphin where the
foolish race discriminatory principle person who is the Canadian person who
the Japanese hates the Japanese is foolish you can eat, it scorns it was
exactly called. He coping seriously, is needless."