Rich Man A & Rich Man B




One day, two rich men met in a restaurant.

Rich Man A: Good Morning, How are you?  Rich Man B

Rich Man B: Good Morning, Fine. Nice to meet you. Ah! It may be a good time
to review our "plan" to "rule" Hong Kong!

Rich Man A: Shhhhhu!! We cannot say something like this here. Let's discuss
it in my office where no one can overhear us.

Rich Man B: Alright.

Rich Man A: Last night, I met a girl. Oh! She is so
fabulous...................



After they have finished their breakfast and talking about the @, $,
#&**^*^%** & performance on the ... of the girl, they went to Rich Man A's
office.

Rich Man B: We should now discuss the serious thing now.

Rich Man A: Certainly

Rich Man B: The high land price policy is successful in making us rich. It
serves well to tie up the resources of the middle classes so that they
cannot be our rivals. Many of them have borrowed money from their parents to
pay the initial deposits. How stupid! Of course, all their parents' money
becomes ours. Anyway, cost of funeral is cheap.

Rich Man A: These middle classes consider themselves to be elite of the
society, but in fact they are just smart-ass idiots. Now, they have to work
like dogs and still pay us money. HE HE HE HE HE HE!!!! We are the real
geniuses. We made them feel that they are the creams of the society because
we want to lure them into buying high prices properties and then control
them. I am wondering why they do not fail in their economics examinations!!!

Rich Man B: Do you know that the lecturers and teachers nowadays are just
money suckers and teach only bad theories? Hey! Some of the middle class may
have gone mad and come to kill us.

Rich Man A: As long as we do not give them too much pressure about their
payment to us, it would be ok. Well, though they are stupid, I think they
have some skills to lure someone else into buying their flats. The
government is giving us a hand.

Rich Man B: We know that we are not clever guys at all.

Rich Man A: That's why the colonial government chose us as puppets to
control the people in Hong Kong. If we are too clever, the may think that
there is a chance that we would spoil its "plan". No one is clever in Hong
Kong except for that they are very skilled at selling out another including
they relatives and parents! Kee Kee Kee Kee!!!