On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 02:18:58 +0900, Michael  ...
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>I'm so fucking tired of hearing about fucking Mideast Peace for my
>entire fucking life that I really wouldn't give a shit if somebody
>were to nuke that entire god-forsaken, flea-bitten area into a
>pleasantly rippled sea of glass as well. Every fucking time the
>fucking news comes on the fucking radio it's the fucking Israelis and
>the fucking Palestinians and their latest fucking atrocities on one
>another and how fucking Sepponia is supposed to solve all their
>fucking problems. Well, fuck those fuckers one and fucking all. Why
>the fuck should Sepponia be expected to want fucking Mideast Peace and
>fucking care more about achieving Mideast Peace more, apparently, than
>the fuckers who fucking live there? They wanna kill each other? Back
>up and let the fuckers have at it hammer and fucking tongs.


That is exactly the attitude the Babylonians (or was it the Medes?), Romans and
several other empires took. Sick of the whole lot.


>That's one of the reasons I would make a shitty president of Sepponia.
>Can't you just see me at a press conference the first time they ask
>about my plan for Mideast Peace?...."Fuck them. Next question?"

My attitude would be. "Ah Mr Sharon, just back the truck up and we'll fill it
with weapons. Sorry only low yield nukes, don't want you fouling up the Med with
fallout. Yes you can have lots of helicopters, we are giving shoulder launched
SAMs to Hammas so that will be interesting. Please hurry Mr Arafat will be here
soon."


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>There will be Mideast Peace when one side has totally annihilated the
>other, and not a minute before. And until such time, I ask to be
>excused from news about it. Nothing but a fucking farce.

There was peace for extented periods of time. The Ottomans did a good job of
uniting everyone against them.

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