On Mon, 9 Jun 2003 16:25:19 +0900, "Ryan  ...
>
>Piece of cake. You just have to break down the idea into its component
>parts:
>
>This is my component.
>This is you.
>
>This is my component getting broken.
>This is you being abused with a broom handle.
>
>This is my component in a lovely strong box.
>This is my component being treated with great care by a black cat.
>This is you not being abused with a broom handle.
>

That is surprisingly similar to what I did. But I think the problem was the
broom handle, he decided the first option was the prefered option. Perhaps I was
too sexy with the way I did it.


>See, it's quite simple once you get used to it. You'll never have to speak
>another word of ying-yong again!
>

Thanks, but the problem is when I have to use an intercom or phone to a remote
security to get access to an unmanned site. I think I will have to use the
shouting very loudly approach.

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