Michael Cash wrote:
> On Mon, 2 Jun 2003 10:27:23 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
> with:
>
>> Michael Cash wrote:
>>> For many, such as myself, a day without Paul
>>> Harvey is like a day without sunshine.
>>
>> Did you hear the one from about a month ago about good General Lee?
>
> I missed it. Care to fill me in?

Once there was a little boy known to friends and neighbors as a precocious
and thoughtful child. One day while he was adventuring about the fields near
his home, he found an injured bird under a tree. He ran back home for a
piece of cloth, then came back, wrapped the bird, and brought it home. He
cared for that bird and doted on it for several weeks until it was healed
and he set it free. That little boy would later go on to graduate 2nd in his
class at West Point, and his name was...Robert E. Lee. And now you
know...the rest of the story.

Good day!

-- 
Kevin Gowen