"John W." <worthj1970@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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On Mar 14, 9:21 pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
> Sorry, we already beat you to it.
>
> Our new system teaches Entire languages including multiple dialects in 
> mere
> days.
>
> The secret is in our patented melding tecnique.
>
>Can you teach things besides languages? Like physics, computer
>programming, or the art of love?
>
>John W.
>
The physics and computer programming are no problem.

On the love it always manifests as lust.

Usually resulting in an an untameable rabid hunching maniac. (Still cheaper 
than Viagra)