"Vaughn L.Porter" <vaughnp@pcez.com> wrote in message
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> "Allan Matthews" <allan_matthews@bigfoot.nospam.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.18e09fa99c5ad50b989690@news.randori.com...
> > In article <b56aka$2k2q$3@news.fsr.net>, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com
> > says...
> > > In article <l93a7vsernorgro77shfusds80r15ujbfr@4ax.com>,
> > > ppvegeta@hotmail.communism says...
> > > >
> > > >On Sat, 15 Mar 2003 23:55:50 -0000, "goat" <goat@goat.goat> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>I read this once on a website but I cant find it now.
> > > >>
> > > >>Dr. Ritsuko is giving Shinji a medical examination and he has to
give
> a
> > > >>sperm sample for testing, but he cant get it up to a porno mag.
> > > >>
> > > >>Ritsuko needs the sample badly so she helps Shinji to get it up by
> > > giving
> > > >>him a handjob then sucking him off.
> > > >
> > > >Ritsuko Akagi would never stoop as low as to give a hummer to a 14
> > > >year old boy.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >No, she'd get Maya to do it...
> > >
> > > More likely Misato.  Maya would be too likely to freak and
> > > not be able to do it right...
> >
> > Misato wouldn't do it.
> >
> > But _Rei_ does what she's told to do...
> >
> > allan
>
> What, no one gonna suggest Asuka try it? It worked in EoE.
>
> Ritsuko: "Ok, Shinji, Asuka is in the other room, naked. There's a one-way
> mirror, so she
>                won't know you're there. Bring me the sample vial when
you're
> done."
> Misato: "And try not to make any noises or bang the window, while you're
at
> it. Asuka will
>               kill you if she finds out about this."
> Shinji: (ULP!)
> Shinji: (15 min later) "Here." (shuffles away) "....I'm all fucked up."
> Asuka: "So, what the hell was THAT all about?"
> Ritsuko: "Routine testing."
> Asuka: "Hmph. I'll just bet."
>
>                              Vaughn L.Porter
>                               Comments, anyone?
>
lol, I can imagine ^_^

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