Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!passion.nalgo.co.jp!newsfeed.hashimoto.gr.jp!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 05:56:48 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Facts of female life Message-ID: Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 05:56:48 -0600 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-5sWvtFT4QWkk7MQO3o8phbf1bX6cglj+3m6b7/JYIaxT8nB+OoVLLWmj2BfzBiNZ3g1NYZuaMc/N06V!cXOydsa3u4zV4mQrY9+28kiZuu7oOcyBczPqnwIcAUS+w/h4ub8HeM4WW1Ar5Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4857 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Facts of female life The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd babies. 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.