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It's A Small World 

An elderly couple was driving across the country.
While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple
was pulled over by the highway patrol. 

"Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the
officer said. 

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband
and asked, "What did he say?" 

"He said you were speeding!" the old man yelled.


The patrolman then asked, "May I see your license?"


The woman turned to her husband again, "What
did he say?" 

The old man yelled back, "He wants to see your
license!" 

The woman then gave the officer her license.


"I see you are from Arkansas," the patrolman
said. "I spent some time there once and went
on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever
seen." 

The woman turned to her husband again and asked,
"What did he say?" 

The old man replied, "He said he knows you!"