On Mar 1, 7:38 pm, CL <flot...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Declan Murphy wrote:
> > I'll raise my glass to the suffering taxpayers of Florida as I stamp
> > my funky feet to a funky ethnic beat.
>
> You needn't do that.  Florida only exists because the other states
> agreed that they needed a graphic warning for their citizens of how low
> the human condition can fall if you become lax and corrupt.  The whole
> place is one huge real estate scam anyway, complete with alligators and
> seven other types of carnivore found nowhere else.  One of the reasons
> many of us look forward to global warming is that most of the place will
> finally disappear and will stop embarrassing the rest of us.

I have lovely memories of Florida and would be saddened if it
disappeared under the waves. I don't know what you are talking about
as far as low human condition is concerned, but that place was the
venue of the best on-the-beach blow job ever experienced (so far). If
only I'd been able to understand Spanglish.