Gerry <222ggg@adelphia.net.invalid> wrote in message news:<211020031658114835%222ggg@adelphia.net.invalid>...
> In article <bn4cm0$sq5fl$1@ID-201738.news.uni-berlin.de>, Haluk
> <yokoolebiri@spam.net> wrote:
> 
> > Errrr, I'd like to go to Japan and work there as neurosurgeon. But my
> > concern is I do not have degree in medicine. How would I go about
> > obtaining a work permit? Any one here have any idea as to what they
> > are looking for when they are hiring a neurosurgeon?
> 
> First, bring your own cutlery.  Nobody wants to loan you a bone saw and
> have you bring it back 6 weeks later all messy.  Also, get a lab jacket
> with a heavy embossed name tag, claiming your specialty.
> 
> in Japan, paperwork is very very important.  There's no way to stress
> their adherence to bona fides and the paper trail.  So I would suggest
> you have it forged by the best you can afford.
> 
> That about covers it.
> 
> > Do I need a seperate bank account from an Estonian Bank for
> > laundrying the money earned from drug dealing -I'm planning this as a
> > side business.
> 
> By all means don't use a bank account--where the hell did you learn to
> launder money, Lithuania?


In Japan, the Yakuza lauder their money through semiprofessional
Eikawa schools and gaijin houses.  If you find a "company" that runs
both, you can be sure its Yakuza.  If you find yourself
working/renting from this organization, remember to be very nice and
obey their rules.



> 
> > Do I need an adapter for my electric dildo or will it operate there?
> > Is the voltage reliable there or is there a risk of getting my ass
> > fried?
> 
> You have as good a chance of getting your ass fried there as anywhere
> else if you're pushing electrical devices in there, particularly while
> taunting others.
> 
> > I'd appreciate help from any fellow Estonians currently doing this in
> > Japan.
> 
> He left, but he'll be back Tuesday.