Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!c03.atl99!sjc1.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 17:59:48 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Facts of female life Message-ID: Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 17:59:48 -0500 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-bB3g/AwpDBiuFmOmt/gU+KUjNlhM5FxZ+qRcwGUj4qAPEFSAzWcX0hnYwlVl3J2scXYHQALG1PFUZuC!hyJ8ITELrz+qyg4PlZ7zh1Nv5ZjJqylmHDLkSnZNflItWU1TfNW7ImcQvPMu2A== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:6048 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Facts of female life The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd babies. 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.