Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!uinet.or.jp!Q.T.Honey!diablo.efnet.com!efnet.com!HSNX.atgi.net!newsfeed.sjc.globix.net!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!216.196.106.144!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 21:59:18 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Facts of female life Message-ID: <_sadnVf4gcobUnndRVn-tA@comcast.com> Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 21:59:18 -0500 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-0xX+ifcwY+FyOv+39/yBN8sUEgjo3qWvE4sd8j1iURUEt+X2UDMP9cQwjnfXYJOvlDykalNTzPrVREc!nc7jToXyB7zC84WLQhMvKT3ci2kzXU5TTWx0SbmKqMAKi8KzTB+3teDuC6ygnQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3821 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Facts of female life The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd babies. 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.