Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 00:00:10 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Italian Conversation Message-ID: <_qadnb9Dy7xHGBjfRVn-2g@comcast.com> Date: Sat, 14 May 2005 00:00:10 -0500 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-WQC2Bk6FCyAqlX5e1fG1AtfLaLPRe/7ymd09VGLwei2zTFOrQnfO/A0YCKXLc+XzFwLbXt7WkcpSaMh!zglQPW1tcV5XUMi32lpMpdg+jwDyL91ZvI6I3Uqp+2CKzegUn9RQ4Bknxf4NQw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5732 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Italian Conversation A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey coola down, lady," said the main. "I justa tell my friend how to spell Mississippi."