Joke is at the bottom!


Subcribe to KenFuny

A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits.


Send a blank email to:

subscribe@kenfuny.com


Emails to this address are not read.
Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you.

Important:

If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is
set-up with your correct email address. 

____________________________________________________________
The Cukoo Clock 

The other night I was invited out for a night with the
guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight...
"promise!" 

Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was going
down way too easy. At 3am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for
home. 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall
started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, I realized
she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for having such a rapid, witty
solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.


The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in,
and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at
all. Got away with that one, I thought! Then she told me
we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she
said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said,
'oh f**k,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed
another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more.... then
farted."