Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!hammer.uoregon.edu!canoe.uoregon.edu!newshub.sdsu.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 03:56:36 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Short takes Message-ID: <_8mdnbkxuarJG2eiRVn-sQ@comcast.com> Date: Tue, 06 Jan 2004 03:56:36 -0600 Lines: 53 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-PK9W0pfH3l1DDFmK33qf9sCICb8F54s5nYHPUMwWe5oMVyxW1dHr3RFEcpS8K4fyFlFOjrvs279wbZU!HmduRDnlkVtY7aKJKXT5vC/1FoJPz2gU4zNefrv/5T83WThX7v5lspWoGiEcdg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2167 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Short takes A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same way. ++++++++++ Q. If a woman comes into the living room to yell at her husband, what has he done wrong? A. Made her chain too long. ++++++++++ Q. Why does the bride always wear white? A. Aren't all kitchen appliances that color? ++++++++++ Tammy was in the habit of having long conversations on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes. "What is the matter today?" asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Tammy.