Gus had a heart attack

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Gus had a heart attack 

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband
has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday
afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more
and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally
pulls into the driveway. 

"What happened?" asked the wife. "You should have been
home hours ago!" 

"Gus had a heart attack at the third hole," replied
the husband. 

"Oh, that's terrible," said the wife. 

"I know," the husband answered. "All day long it was,
hit the ball, drag Gus, hit the ball, drag Gus . . . "