Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsfeed3.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 11:59:56 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Blonde Bomb Message-ID: <_6WdnXhg08GRKyHd4p2dnA@comcast.com> Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 11:59:56 -0500 Lines: 48 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-SVPFlaB+dVhwiDrWK+yriTgF3K+IcLdwCzg4PmJuvV0Q/fmMz7GtqA+9xw7Ow1HKzj/De5ncJs39cQ+!EbLC6ZsmUN/yy+IpkQ39defIOeAgLxtDaBIl47aUKXQNnYLeX4gSlzNnJyIhlg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:5993 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Blonde Bomb A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear a 'blonde' joke ? "Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde, I'm 6 feet tall without heels and I've been training in judo for the past 5 years." Raising her voice slightly she went on, "My flatmate's blonde, she's 6 feet 2 inches tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she's a black belt and has been Southern Counties Ladies' Champion for the past 3 years. Lastly she added "My next door neighbor's blonde, she weighs over 200 pounds and is a professional womens' wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke about a blonde ?" "Well no" came the reply, "Not if I've got to explain it 3 times".