"The Count" <vlad@impaler.com> wrote in message
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> > Count's second favorite pastime, next to pretending to be somebody on
> > the usenet, is to lock his doors and masturbate to pictures of
> > caucasian women.
>
> This is true - second next to jerking off on pics of japanese women.
> Going back and forth with you is really on the latter end of my list of
> fun stuff.  and I don't lock my door.

You really should learn to lock your door.