Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.rim.or.jp!diablo.efnet.com!efnet.com!cyclone.bc.net!newsfeed.telusplanet.net!newsfeed.telus.net!rip!news.webusenet.com!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 23:59:41 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: One Liners Message-ID: Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 23:59:41 -0500 Lines: 37 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-0vpicX8U+Z2vxhcTyr7mZZe8znyqSWfmxrM1jkOkQ/cIltGGvQyLZisZ6ntNFwTbPj/wvh3rtcK381h!NVpABxGJ3FkhF512YBS7bEkvW1azrmT7cFQG8X2a5q0Dz86hoVa3S3pD36WhPA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:837 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ One Liners Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless Nurse: How is the girl who swallowed the quarter? Doctor: No change yet! Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse What happens when a clown has flatulency? It smells funny.