Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 22:00:07 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: The Cough Cure Message-ID: Date: Thu, 19 May 2005 22:00:07 -0500 Lines: 62 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-FGZlqTmdFCP3NT4X1zu3NZbwOxUTwM9KkLQexch1VTynAvk/qFHUpMrV1qfWr97KIR1Czrb7HA8CsYv!rvF52qjHYW1x/x2SQ5K6aZk/AE0F3ptwkesxhTAAQwCs2lavNe2LOOtG556+Ag== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.31 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:11862 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Cough Cure Outside a pharmacy, in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle. He was just standing there, frozen. The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his assistant and asks, "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?" Assistant repies, "Yes he was. He had a terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help." Pharmacist says, "He seems to be fine now." Assistant says, "Sure he does. I gave him a box of our strongest laxatives on the market. Now he won't dare cough."