Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!komachi.sp.cs.cmu.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!wn1feed!worldnet.att.net!216.166.61.6!nntp2.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: Two Fallen Angles (NOT PORN) Lines: 52 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 07 Jul 2002 08:32:39 CDT Organization: Giganews.Com - Premium News Outsourcing X-Trace: sv3-TRRfuwlc7o7ENMVPMFL9yGC4Erd46qC6qDS0dUAThRLP50B3vTb2dvzXGbYgfoRHdf6aR77kdZUcTJI!/VBjxpk3T+hlMWm5fzdHgqfOqpvR6gC33Qo74YccwxqDT7Zw/AfHvKjTz0trcCM2Hk4rwcoVSrkY!DFox6R/LhQHjEkM87RYf4sT+ASQ= X-Complaints-To: abuse@GigaNews.Com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly Date: Sun, 07 Jul 2002 13:32:39 GMT Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:716 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."