Fritz Wuehler <fritz@spamexpire-200904.rodent.frell.theremailer.net> wrote 
in news:18a207706224de51fdedc4dd75f6ea7e@msgid.frell.theremailer.net:

> In article <f7ac9c70-dc08-4540-ad64-
> 8c46c2794ef5@k41g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>
> Sam Minewire <ingest_pain@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> I was wanking outside when a gay Pitbull came and he
>> bit off my dick.
>>
>> What can I do now???
> 
> Enjoy your new life as a qualified liberal?

If that's what it takes to be a qualified liberal, I'd hate to be an 
unqualified one.  ;(