Watermelons down at Otaru Dream Beach only 100 yen each.  And more melon 
than water, which was my big complaint with them back home.

-- 
He was here before Christ, before civilisation. He was king here! Rawhead, 
that's what they called him! RAWHEAD! Get upstairs, fuckface - I can't keep 
god waiting!
-Father Declan O'Brien, Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex

I have created an empire out of greasy burgers and flat soft drinks. And 
you are just...what's the word?  Ahhh yes! A "Sucka"!
- Ronald McDonald speaking to Mr. T