If they show the Hokkaido police, it would basically be two cops sitting at 
a speed trap in Zenibako listening to music until their shift is over, 
which is basically a microcosm of the activities of laziest police force 
possibly on the face of this earth.  BTW - 7000 yen for almost hitting two 
cops on a scooter and flipping the proverbial bird at the police?! I got 
fined 12,000 for doing 50kph in a 40! Ain't that some shit?!


-- 
He was here before Christ, before civilisation. He was king here! Rawhead, 
that's what they called him! RAWHEAD! Get upstairs, fuckface - I can't keep 
god waiting!
-Father Declan O'Brien, Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex

I have created an empire out of greasy burgers and flat soft drinks. And 
you are just...what's the word?  Ahhh yes! A "Sucka"!
- Ronald McDonald speaking to Mr. T