Divorce
This was posted to my e-mail jokes list.
A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been
married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing,
keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases the speed to 50.
He pushes it . "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 55. "I want
the car, too," he continues. 60 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank
accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly
starts veering towards a massive concrete flyover. This makes him a
wee
bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got
everything I need." she says. "Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you
got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles. "The airbag."
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Mike Kelly-World Wide Associates
wheelieuk@btopenworld.com
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path. -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
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