Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newshosting.com!news-xfer2.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:57:45 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Model Dental Patient Message-ID: Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:57:45 -0600 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-Rm7+sQuxwyXnP9fO/UGMrKUZ1stkuMfhSNMMH9nmpsD+Vxv6ZqljWX8A1wU2Lgl4OtOeVAk1yZfAK4u!VMnK6yTZXTGLAIh6qbRNA2xmTSA0gjJEje+8CxPS9rlINKfgPQhjZw7PasGliA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1953 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Model Dental Patient The Hammetts were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Hammett made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No expensive extras, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Mr. Hammett turned to his wife... "Show him your tooth, Honey."