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Potato Soap Opra 

One night, the women in the Potato family were
preparing dinner. Mother Potato and her three
daughters. Midway through the preparation of
the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother?"
she said. "I have an announcement to make." 

"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing
the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's
eyes. "Well," replied the daughter, "I'm getting
married!" 

The other Potato daughters squealed with surprise
as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's
wonderful! And who are you marrying, eldest daughter?"

"I'm marrying a Russet!" 

"A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride.
"Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
said Mother Potato. 

As they resumed the meal preparation, the middle
daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement."

"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother
Potato. The middle daughter paused, then said
with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!"

"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's
wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening!
And who are you marrying, middle daughter?" 

"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle
daughter. 

"An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh,
an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

Once again the room came alive with laughter
and excited plans for the future, when the youngest
Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Umm...
I, too, have an announcement to make." 

"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.

"Well," began the youngest Potato daughter
with the same sheepish grin as her sisters before
her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to
you, but I am getting married, as well!" 

"That's wonderful. Who are you marrying?" asked
Mother Potato. 

"I'm marrying Peter Jennings!" the youngest
Potato daughter replied. 

"PETER JENNINGS!?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly.
"But he's just a common tater!"