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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.


A woman worries about the future until she
gets a husband. A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife. 

A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is
one who can find such a man. 

To be happy with a man you must understand
him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with
a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all. 

Married men live longer than single men, but
married men are a lot more willing to die. 

Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting
that she won't change & she does. 

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new one.