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Short takes
A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks
the same way.
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Q. If a woman comes into the living room to
yell at her husband, what has he done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
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Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Aren't all kitchen appliances that color?
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Tammy was in the habit of having long conversations
on the telephone, sometimes going on over an
hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes.
"What is the matter today?" asked her husband.
"Today you had less than half an hour conversation
on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Tammy.
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