Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 19:59:36 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The Gambler Message-ID: Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 19:59:36 -0500 Lines: 50 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-SWKJMUO/uCctn22s7si04+Z4+OiZVCDa0JvBgM8KroMspZVUohwRHNhtvKFrMwDsfexzz8oyS949JST!j4VgeVK+KTK/E0atGdnxL5fm+pDR62qVOuQLH3+0Yr98mYyHRyCxZ5lvhmCdRw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:30 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ The Gambler Michael was feeling ill at work, and left after lunch to go home. He walked into the house and found his wife Sandra in the arms of another man. He started to yell at the interloper, "What right have you got to be making love to my wife?" The man answered calmly, "You may as well know that I am in love with Sandra and I would like to marry her. I understand you're a gambler. Why don't you be a good sport and sit down and play a game of gin rummy with me? If I lose, I'll never see her again; if you lose, you must agree to divorce her.... Okay?" "Okay," replied Michael, "but just to make it a little more interesting, why don't we play for a dollar a point?"