No, it was just rice with seaweed on top and water.


"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Bryce" <fukuzzz@takethisout.hotmail.com> said:
>
> >I didn't have sex in prison in Japan. That's weird, I never heard of
that.
> >Maybe the states?
>
> C'mon now... Are you trying to tell us that you
> didn't have to toss even *one* washoku salad?
>
>
> >"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:ci4lnv82e59k3q4d03chle98lbtdt70bbq@4ax.com...
> >> Declan Murphy <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> said:
> >>
> >> >Bryan Parker wrote:
> >> >> "Bryce" <fukuzzz@takethisout.hotmail.com> said:
> >> >>
> >> >>>learn the same routes,
> >> >>
> >> >> The only thing I learned was an expensive fucking
> >> >> lesson.
> >> >
> >> >You wouldn't mind sharing the fine details of this lesson by any
chance?
> >>
> >> The lesson - Don't have an accident with a
> >> professional (and I use that term loosely) driver
> >> in Japan.
> >>
> >> I had an accident in an intersection in a big
> >> automobile, with a 'speedy delivery' bike. We were
> >> both running lights. OK great, "50/50" the cops
> >> tell us.
> >>
> >> What they don't tell you is that there is no such
> >> thing as 50/50 in this country. When the final
> >> report comes out, whoever's name is listed on top
> >> is found to be 51% at fault by the insurance
> >> companies, judges and anybody else that gives a
> >> damn. I drove the bigger car, the other guy got
> >> injured, my name got listed on top. YIPPEE!
> >>
> >> I got fined because of the injury. The guy worked
> >> for one of those bike 配達  (haitatsu) companies.
> >> He had one of his buddies there in minutes to
> >> advise him on what to say and do. He was
> >> physically fine (refused offers of an ambulance
> >> from both me, and later the police) until that
> >> &%&$#ing guy arrived. Suddenly, he felt like he
> >> needed one. If I had known how bad his buddy was
> >> ass raping me, they would have needed an extra
> >> ambulance. Over time, more witnesses crawled out
> >> of the woodwork. Of course, none of them
> >> corroborated my story. Wonder where they came
> >> from.
> >>
> >> >I thought the 15,000 fine I got for doing 104km/hr in what I thought
was
> >> >a 100 zone on an expressway in Mie (it turned out to be 80) was a bit
> >> >steep. A 400,000 fine would mean no sex for months. I'd like to avoid
> >> >that if possible.
> >>
> >> Take the prison option and you'll get enough sex
> >> to last ya a lifetime.
> >>
> >>
> >
>