Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news-out.visi.com!petbe.visi.com!newshosting.com!news-xfer1.atl.newshosting.com!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2004 19:56:29 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Ouch!!!!!! Message-ID: Date: Fri, 09 Jan 2004 19:56:29 -0600 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-MSHfWkcRrImxpIXzAeNDV9nQGbeU9askg2/j2v+Kl3BH69NlNI5wjVMxBdss7dYzBOUmZc4o21+ioPI!3+lVIjdSIS7fFYXqUXeEdXg28tM4R+ZY8zLUu+llM22jcyPypx5VJMV9VIjQLA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3514 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Ouch!!!!!! Chris and Paul were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. "What's the matter?" asked Chris of his buddy. "You look kind of down." "My wife just told me that my lovemaking is just like a news bulletin." "Why's that?" "Because it's brief, unexpected and usually a disaster."