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Great Sayings by Women 

The hardest years in life are those between
ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73) 

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I
think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every
time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my
breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King 

Things are going to get a lot worse before
they get worse. -Lily Tomlin 

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow 

Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette
Davis 

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A
woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome

Every time I close the door on reality it comes
in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited 

Whatever women must do they must do twice as
well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily,
this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton 

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen 

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine
Aird 

When I was young, I was put in a school for
retarded kids for two years before they realized
I actually had a hearing loss...and they called
ME slow! -Kathy Buckley 

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial
amount of coffee. -Stephanie Piro