Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.cwix.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 12 Jul 2004 07:59:06 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better Message-ID: Date: Mon, 12 Jul 2004 07:59:06 -0500 Lines: 55 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-ZsbmKwmwekwCWzlSjz3F5jtUeHpkCVJqbfeZude0r8hmzrhwgMJAnQwHlhOdgYhj9ZfnG+wDJrPy3Hk!6Rx8w0kBmnSyWyMcfEOm0Un5wGHhKgM11/T6tY3W+wdI8rpyFDgTTAphB2K8Rg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3923 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than sex: 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you. 6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else, because well ... you are. 5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex is............. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!