Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!komachi.sp.cs.cmu.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 02:00:27 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: Just ain't worth the premeium Message-ID: Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 02:00:27 -0500 Lines: 41 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-4HGy6sJF/fyrsbYm+gTgy4PD13E1whTpu2VPIe5C8oL4Im1gZ4CW8B9iQ+sGKzaejdIL3mf3sCpqD6H!VQxXf2sJ/Yrjn216wsoyC2mtT1S4mjKlFsxsRTpAvKzb1lK4oQxLMbwRpeRDYQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:7301 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Just ain't worth the premeium Larry's barn burned down, and, Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan. It doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth. Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.