Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.gamma.ru!Gamma.RU!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:00:06 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Celebrating an event Message-ID: Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 12:00:06 -0600 Lines: 38 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-7xrr0iULMpVzALbSHnbGZ6or8YlAPtkKLYU9Ik+PYU5ul4f/TQXk9ZDABzG4vND2TmCNCo2cfjW9Nrf!BQ1VJlXEfeVUHhlvRIG8fgSpSB4DNYd9yTnEQHNEaN2WMg4kDh4oMg1w3YXFOQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5402 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Celebrating an event An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."