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Dumb Jock 

The huge college freshman figured he'd try
out for the football team. "Can you tackle?"
asked the coach. 

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded
to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering
it to splinters. 

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can
you run?" 

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He
was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds,
he had run a hundred yard dash. 

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass
a football?" 

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for
a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can
swallow it, I can probably pass it."