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Managerium 

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons,
but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons,
5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons,
and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going
round in circles. 

Managerium has a half-life of three years,
at which time it does not decay but institutes
a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of
the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.