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Cosmetic Surgery Risk 

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills.
One day, she had a heart attack and was taken
to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating
table, she had a near-death experience. She saw
God and asked, "Is this it?" God said, "No, you
have another 30 to 40 years to live." 

Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the
hospital and have collagen shots, cheek implants,
a face lift, liposuction and breast augmentation.
She even had someone dye her hair. She figured
since she had another 30 to 40 years, she might
as well make the most of it. 

She walked out of Cedars Sinai lobby after
the last operation and was killed by an ambulance
speeding up to the hospital. She arrived in front
of God and said, "I thought you said I had another
30 to 40 years?" 

God replied, "Shirley! I didn't recognize you!"