Well, there is all this hype about having a thread named after yourself, so
I thought I might try it out and see what all the fuss is about.

    The first aspect of having a thread named after you, is seeing your NG
handle on the screen. This main not be a big deal for some, but others
really love it.

    Secondly, some people really do love to have their handle on the screen,
this is shown by the amount of people bitching about not having their own
thread named after themselves. These people firstly complain about not
having a thread, and then they move on to more personal matters.

    Thridly, because people bitch about not having a thread, they get angry
at others, this can lead to harmful/hurtful comments about the person with a
thread. "Non-threadies" will constantly mock the "threadies" grammar,
humour, intelligence and/or family/relations, this can be hurtful to some,
but most just don't care.

There is no major effect of having a thread named after you, other than your
NG handle on the screen, people talking about you and/or your stupidity and
people bitching about not having their own thread. I have studied the facts
and my judgement is that threads named after people rarely have "on-topic"
content and that kids, should not try this at home.