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Three Friars

Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so 
they opened up a small florist shop to raise the necessary 
funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of 
God, the rival florist across town thought the competition 
was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but 
they would not. He went back and begged the friars to 
close. 
They ignored him. 

He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of 
business. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired 
Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town 
to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and 
trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't 
close their shop. 

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that..... 

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.