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____________________________________________________________
The Final Exam 

At Duke University, there were four sophomores
taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so
well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc.,
that each had an "A" so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident that the
weekend before finals, they decided to go up
to the University of Virginia and party with
some friends there. 

They had a great time, but after all the hearty
partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't
make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided
to find their professor after the final and explain
to him why they missed it. They explained that
they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the
plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately,
they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't
have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long
time. As a result, they missed the final. 

The professor thought it over and then agreed
they could make up the final the following day.
The guys were elated and relieved. They studied
that night and went in the next day at the time
the professor had told them. He placed them in
separate rooms and handed each of them a test
booklet, and told them to begin. 

They looked at the first problem, worth five
points. It was something simple about free radical
formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time,
each one in his separate room, "this is going
to be easy." 

Each finished the problem and then turned the
page. On the second page was written: (For 95
points): Which tire?