Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!news-xfer1.atl.newshosting.com!63.218.45.11.MISMATCH!newshosting.com!news-xfer2.atl.newshosting.com!nntp1.fuse.net!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 17:57:25 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Facts of female life Message-ID: Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 17:57:25 -0500 Lines: 56 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-Z98MryLCFhuak63f9Jy0C6zmFVEB6LwZQC9W8DHQFK8YzDuR41KCpdlwjbuBE3if8efQ/F3I1IYn13f!UpIRa4oUG3hY9+vAUmUURNhtvnwuuuJbOKLqrlxlitwRQDRCD5DbGDtVS2J1rA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:1566 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Facts of female life The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd babies. 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.