Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!passion.nalgo.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:56:01 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Hell is Unfair Message-ID: Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:56:01 -0600 Lines: 41 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-O9rtviIhf7WtQLtBq3upFZuc3sKj47hKoiCW3YDmvSAs+mCWyePFlZkJt5U8okUOX9D4Vft7A7ZvRGi!BJHAFpH4eCOKzcDDYWdlwx+6DfvxCmKuQDD8H/NmA+Qm4a09pNGhGIHil53dCw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5045 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Hell is Unfair A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman. "That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up!" barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork. "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"