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Confeshional 

As soon as she had finished convent school,
a bright young girl named Lena shook the dust
of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to
New York where before long, she became a successful
performer in show business. 

Eventually she returned to her home town for
a visit and on a Saturday night went to confession
in the church where she had always attended as
a child. 

In the confessional, Father Sullivan recognized
her and began asking her about her work. She
explained that she was an acrobatic dancer, and
he wanted to know what that meant. 

She said she would be happy to show him the
kind of thing she did on stage. She stepped out
of the confessional and within sight of Father
Sullivan, she went into a series of cartwheels,
leaping splits, handsprings and backflips. 

Kneeling near the confessional, waiting their
turn, were two middle-aged ladies. They witnessed
Lena's acrobatics with wide eyes, and one said
to the other, "Will you jus' look at the penance
Father Sullivan is givin' out this night, and
me without me bloomers on!"